Do you have a feline in your household displaying the following symptoms?
- Trouble focusing on his/her name.
- Short attention span.
- Random bursts of hyper-activity.
- Lack of ability to follow instructions.
- Impairment in academic settings.
If your cat exhibits the above symptons, he or she may be suffering
from the affliction know as attention deficit disorder (ADD). If this
is the case, Quake3 Fortress players have a resource to turn to; the
-AddCatPwn- support group. After joining, you will be given an
exclusive name tag for your collar denoting your exact rank in the guild.
For example, my collar reads:
MossyStone-Orange11lbFuzzyTailYellowEyeAddLapCatPwn-
What benefits do you get, you ask? The obvious one -- the sheer length
of your guild tag will completely frighten your opponents into a comatose
state. Those who do not surrender immediately and forfeit their matches
will suffer immensely from the shock and will be ripe for the picking.
In addition, since most TF players are, at best, slow readers, it will
take them several seconds if not minutes to comprehend the frag messages
therefore giving you an extra tactical advantage during a game.
(Ummm, you wanted help with your cat? Sorry, we have no clue about that.)
"I strut right by with my tail in the air..."
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