In a time of overpriced beanie babies,
...anatomically impossible barbie dolls,
...and price-fixing Toys 'R Us stores,
...yuppy parents in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Xena,
...a mighty Teddy (Lion) Bear,
forged in battle (made in China).
The Size! The Color! The Fuzziness!
Her courage will change the world.